March 4, 2015
Kylie Jenner Instagrammed a photo of herself when she was "15 pounds skinnier" and then another pic of her wearing a crop top sporting mad abs. K. Kylie's that betch who gains weight, and it all goes to her boobs and ass. She's that girl who goes through a second puberty at 18, ugh. Being in a family with people obsessed with waist training, going to the gym to get the perfect selfie, and Kendall "I was born with it" Jenner can't be easy, but Kylie just walked in NYFW, so she can calm down.
In other news, Kylie and Kendall just got added to the Kim Kardashian iPhone game - proving that her business strategy is to add new characters every time her profits start falling. Naturally, Kylie is wearing her fugly Kylie Kouture weave. If I was Kim, I'd still be bitter that Kylie's hair was blue for her wedding.