Alert: Kylie Jenner's Lips Are Fake

By Queen Elizabetch

So Kylie Jenner has the world's most ridiculous lips - seriously they defy gravity. For the past century she's been denying that she had any plastic surgery done and simply has a special technique: she overlines and colors in her lips. (Kind of like lip contouring.) People have been obsessed with Kylie's genetically impossible lips and have been trying to figure out her secret. Jenna Marble's did a tutorial with a vacuum cleaner and teenage girls have been sucking on empty shot glasses (what a waste) for the #kyliejennerlipchallenge on Insta. The whole time the Internet was losing it's shit, Kylie was all, "Can I feel my look."

Finally shit has hit the fan: Kylie Jenner had plastic surgery to get her infamous lips.

Boom goes the fucking dynamite. In a clip for next week's Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Khloe says that Kylie had "her lips pumped," which Kylie goes on to explain means she got temporary lip injections. So basically the lip version of what Kim got for her ass. Kylie says that her white girl lips were a huge insecurity for her, so she got plastic surgery, because if we've learned anything from the Kardashian-Jenners it's that if you don't like something about yourself, you should change it (see: Kourtney's boobs, Kim's marital status, and Scott's sobriety).

Kylie says that she's way to insecure to talk about it with reporters, which is ironic because that's literally her job - to talk about herself to reporters. Khloe tells her that if "you've done something though, it is right to cop up to it" aka stop fucking lying about using lip liner.





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