November 13, 2014
In today’s shocking news, Kylie Jenner is jealous of Kendall’s body. Really though, probably the only person on the fucking planet who’s not jealous of Kendall’s body is Kim, who can break the internet all by herself. Anyway, apparently Kylie doesn’t want the rest of her body to be huge like her lips, so she’s put herself on a “teatox” liquid diet to lose weight. Really, Kylie? Everyone loves a good juice cleanse, but tea just seems a little desperate. It’d probably be easier to just eat a lot, then she’d have a better chance of ending up with Kim’s ass.