January 28, 2015
Lady Gaga did something relatable for the first time in her entire life: took a selfie while black out drunk eating pizza. Celebrities, they're just like us! We've all been there, waking up to a takeout box or to a half eaten slice. Drunk pizza isn't a meal, it's a lifestyle choice - allowing your drunk self to eat 700 calories in 3 minutes. Gaga decided to Insta this pic as an apology to her trainer, who probably wanted to reply "apologize to your thighs." Oh well, there's always next Friday night to exercise self control...or not.