In one of the most rando relationships of the 20-teens, Lady Gaga has been with Taylor Kinney—the hot one in Chicago Fire and the uncle in The Vampire Diaries—for almost 5 years. He's a B-list Chris Hemsworth, and she wore a dress made of meat to an awards show. I guess the heart wants what it wants. They haven't been seen together in public since March which, in celebrity relationships, is the equivalent of sleeping in separate bedrooms.
Despite all the breakup rumors that began circulating yesterday, Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney are on a break, according to Gaga's recent Instagram.
Taylor and I have always believed we are soulmates. Just like all couples we have ups and downs, and we have been taking a break. We are both ambitious artists, hoping to work through long-distance and complicated schedules to continue the simple love we have always shared. Please root us on. We're just like everybody else and we really love each other.
So in other words, they're dunzo but neither of them has the balls to admit it. We'll give it a week.