Lala Is Flaunting Her Affair With Her Married Boyfriend On Instagram | Betches

Lala Is Flaunting Her Affair With Her Married Boyfriend On Instagram

It's not enough for Lala Kent to be returning to Vanderpump Rules; this bitch has been out here thirsting for publicity like it's nobody's business. Don't @ me, I am acutely aware that I am providing her with said publicity after which she is thirsting. It's called symbiosis; look it up. But what I don't understand is Lala's methods for acquiring said publicity. I guess her publicist (can a third-rate character on a second-tier reality TV show afford a publicist?) is really taking the whole "all press is good press" adage seriously, because Lala is flaunting her rumored affair on Instagram for press. And like, it's working, but I still think it's tacky as hell.


Anyone with the neurological capacities to type in "Lala Kent married boyfriend" into Google knows her married boyfriend is rumored to be film producer Randall Emmett. Don't feel bad if you've never heard of him; according to Wikipedia, his best-known films are Silence (2016), Lone Survivor (2013), and 2 Guns (2013). So yeah. M. Night Shyamalan he is not (yeah IDK, that's the first movie director I came up with off the top of my head). On Tuesday, someone Tweeted at us that Lala straight-up posted a picture of herself with Randall to her IG story. I appreciated and noted the tip, but sadly, she took it down before I could verify it for myself. I am a real journalist, DAD. But Wednesday night, Lala was not so lucky. I nabbed this screengrab of a video of a vase of flowers:

Lala Kent Instagram

All right, so R.E. is obviously (reportedly) Randall Emmett. (Don't sue me for libel, kthx.) If you Google "Randall Emmett married", the first result is "Ambyr Childers," so he's presumably still married in the eyes of the law. So we all on the same page here? Lala is just brazenly out here, posting pics of her married boyfriend and the gifts he give her to her Instagram And, honestly, I am without speech. Give me a minute.

I know Lala is a professional thot, but have you no shame? Good god, woman. I'm guessing at this point Randall's wife is well aware of the affair, but holy shit. Could you chill? Do you have to be like a middle school girl, professing her love for her boyfriend du jour all over the internet? This is like when I used to put my crush's initials in my AIM away message, except my crush didn't know who I was, I didn't have hundreds of thousands of AIM buddies, and OH YEAH my middle school crush wasn't married.

This is so tasteless. The man has kids, FFS. Of course this is all his fault for cheating and he's a scumbag and I'm not downplaying that, but at the same time, if you (Lala) are going to try to play stepmom to these girls later on, maybe stop posting pictures of your gifts from daddy when daddy was still married to mommmy. I'M JUST SAYING. What happened to the good old days when people tried to keep their affairs secret? That's why they're called affairs in the first place... otherwise they'd just be relationships. This is a whole new level of sidepiece culture, and I am not loving it. *Adds this to the ever-growing list of reasons why I'm single and plan to remain that way forever*

Yeah, can I get a cleanup on Aisle 2? Because this is a mess.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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