August 12, 2015
Romance Rewind: Khloe and Lamar got married after knowing each other for a couple of months, so is anyone really surprised that they got divorced? Khloe filed for divorce in 2013, and it was finalized last month. Lamar is a legit crack addict, he's like the real life version of a drug pusher. Since he and Khloe separated, she's dated French "pop that" Montana and allegedly is now dating James Harden (to quote Kanye, "swish").
Anyway, Lamar decided to wait for Khloe at SoulCycle to confront her after her early morning workout. Rookie mistake number one - never bother a betch before she's had her post workout smoothie. But props to Lamar for purposefully staging their meet-up when he looked ten times better than a sweaty, exhausted Khloe.
Obvi this didn't end well for Lamar. He still calls Khloe his "girl," but that girl is busy wearing bodicon and hooking up with culturally relevant men. I guess he can blame it on the crack..