December 10, 2014
Alert to your gay best friend: Lance Bass and whoever the fuck he's marrying are going to televise their wedding. Didn't they watch Vanessa and Nick Lachey's wedding and realize that nobody gives a fuck when the unsuccessful, former boy-band member gets married to an equally irrelevant celebrity?? It's like I'm taking crazy pills - this isn't 2004 when we're impressed by shitty reality shows about shitty celebrities nor is it 2002 when we still kind of gave a fuck about *Nsync instead of just Justin Timberlake. Come on Lance, you're better than this.