September 14, 2014
Lauren Conrad and William Tell are married!! Former Betch of the Week, star of Laguna Beach and The Hills, and all around heroine LC said "I Do" at a private ceremony on Sunday. All we know so far is that the bridesmaids' dresses were from Lauren's "Paper Crown Bridesmaids Collection" aka she made them wear dresses she designed - power move. Mr. Lauren Conrad was in the band Something Corporate (you listened to them in your 8th grade faux punk phase) and is now a lawyer aka not Brody Jenner. Congrats LC, not going to Paris actually worked out for you. Don't be too upset Kristen Cavallari, we weren't invited either.