June 15, 2015
So the world has now seen LeBron James' penis. Most of the world was not impressed.
During Game 4 of the NBA Finals, LeBron must have felt a little itch in his privates because he started shaking his junk all over the place. And some lucky camera man/woman caught it all.
He pulled down his compression shorts, and there it is. Just flopping.
LeBron gave negative fucks about sharing his average-looking penis with the world. Then a few days later, he got up and told the world that he is, in fact, the best basketball player in the world.
A reporter asked him if he was worried about the Cavaliers upcoming chances.
His response: “Nah, I feel confident because I’m the best player in the world.”