September 24, 2014
So apparently everybody and their mother are at the United Nations this week, including resident Oscar loser Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo was there to talk about climate change, yawn. The only reason you should care about global warming is that there can be no betches if the human race goes extinct. Anyway, Leo rolls up sporting this facial hair look that can only be described as homeless Jared Leto chic and announces that he's now on Instagram. Does he want a fucking medal for doing what everyone did four years ago? Congrats Leo, you're officially a member of the twenty-first century! I'm actually pretty hype for this Insta account tho because he's bound to post some drunk selfies. Is his personal life closer to Gatsby or Wolf of Wall Street?