May 10, 2013
This week's Broast is given to a guy who manages to hit the trifecta of all things pro related. He's talented, hot, and rich as fuck. Due to the fact that he stars in the film about one of the greatest fictional pros of all time, Jay Gatsby, this week we honor Leonardo DiCaprio with a prize even Romeo of Montague couldn't achieve: Broast of the Week.
Leo was born pretty povo and received his name because he kicked for the first time inside his mom's uterus while she was looking at a portrait by Leonardo da Vinci. Talk about being chic from the womb. But despite a relatively boring childhood, Leo maintains his intrigue by fitting into Hollywood life and doing shit like refusing to date anyone who isn't a model and driving a Prius to pretend to care about the #46 environment. Although he's not as hot as he was at eighteen, we'll let it slide that he's aging just decently due to the fact that he's pretty much in the best movies ever. In tribute we've picked out Leo's hottest pictures from his best and betchiest movies. We're even including Inception, had it been interesting enough to keep me awake for all 300 hours, it would've probably been a really good movie.
Johnny Depp's Little Brother Hot
So Hot You Make Me Forget How Annoying Claire Danes Was Before She Was Carrie Mathison Hot
Pic Stitch Me Like One Of Your French Girls Hot
Your Hair Is A Little Too Long For My Taste Hot
Pretty Into You Tan And Shirtless Hot
I'd Appreciate It If You Stopped Scamming Money Out Of People Like My Dad Hot
I Actually Didn't See This Movie Hot
So You Like Flying Planes And Shit Hot
No Need To Be So Dramatic Hot
African Child Hot
This Is How Not Hot You'd Look If You Married Kate Winslet in Titanic Hot
Why Do You Smoke In Every Single Movie You're In Hot?
You Have My Permission To Get Inside Of My Dreams Hot
Not That Hot But Lives in Candyland Hot
Finally You Look Hot Again Hot