Leonardo DiCaprio: Broast of the Week

By The Betches

This week's Broast is given to a guy who manages to hit the trifecta of all things pro related. He's talented, hot, and rich as fuck. Due to the fact that he stars in the film about one of the greatest fictional pros of all time, Jay Gatsby, this week we honor Leonardo DiCaprio with a prize even Romeo of Montague couldn't achieve: Broast of the Week. 

Leo was born pretty povo and received his name because he kicked for the first time inside his mom's uterus while she was looking at a portrait by Leonardo da Vinci. Talk about being chic from the womb. But despite a relatively boring childhood, Leo maintains his intrigue by fitting into Hollywood life and doing shit like refusing to date anyone who isn't a model and driving a Prius to pretend to care about the #46 environment. Although he's not as hot as he was at eighteen, we'll let it slide that he's aging just decently due to the fact that he's pretty much in the best movies ever. In tribute we've picked out Leo's hottest pictures from his best and betchiest movies. We're even including Inception, had it been interesting enough to keep me awake for all 300 hours, it would've probably been a really good movie.

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

Johnny Depp's Little Brother Hot 

Basketball Diaries

Crackhead Hot

Romeo and Juliet

So Hot You Make Me Forget How Annoying Claire Danes Was Before She Was Carrie Mathison Hot


Pic Stitch Me Like One Of Your French Girls Hot

The Man in the Iron Mask

Your Hair Is A Little Too Long For My Taste Hot

The Beach

Pretty Into You Tan And Shirtless Hot

Catch Me if You Can

I'd Appreciate It If You Stopped Scamming Money Out Of People Like My Dad Hot

Gangs of New York

I Actually Didn't See This Movie Hot

The Aviator

So You Like Flying Planes And Shit Hot

The Departed

No Need To Be So Dramatic Hot

Blood Diamond

African Child Hot

Revolutionary Road

This Is How Not Hot You'd Look If You Married Kate Winslet in Titanic Hot

Shutter Island

Why Do You Smoke In Every Single Movie You're In Hot?


You Have My Permission To Get Inside Of My Dreams Hot

Django Unchained

Not That Hot But Lives in Candyland Hot

The Great Gatsby

Finally You Look Hot Again Hot




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