December 9, 2014
So Leo DiCaprio was at Art Basel in Miami and he left with legit 20 girls. He probably bought a couple bottles of vodka, told them he would draw them like one of his French girls, and escorted them onto his yacht. Even with the world's worst man bun and a truly gross neck beard, the man is pulling in 10s left and right. Ever since George Clooney got married, Leo's become the only middle aged, moderately successful, noncommittal, millionaire actor that for some reason super models fall in love with. Keep doing you Leo, you might be an anthropologic mystery but at least you're enjoying yourself.