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This Is What It's Like To Be Friends With A Conspiracy Theorist

Everyone loves a good conspiracy theory: Katy Perry is JonBenét Ramsey, the moon landing was faked, I have my shit together—truly all mysteries. Will we ever know the truth? Most conspiracy theorists don’t trust the government, and honestly, I can’t blame them at the moment. However, I’m the kind of person who only knows Big Brother as a TV show that has had way too many seasons and not as some government/ruler that wants to watch me all the time (why are you so obsessed with me?). If the government watched my every single move, they’d be caught up on This Is Us and would also be dying to know how Jack Pearson dies. Since that’s not what Trump is tweeting about high-priority national news, I don’t think the FBI, CIA, or any Olivia Benson type is concerned with me (I wish Benson was, tbh). I’m guessing you know someone who totally buys into conspiracy theories, though. I happen to live with one. It’s not all bad, I just don’t talk to her (kidding). If you are a conspiracy theorist yourself, 1. Why? and 2. Could you not blame everything on the Illuminati? Watch our latest Betches SUP video for both ends of the spectrum:

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