October 29, 2014
Lily and Rufus Humphrey ended up together after all - suck on that Josh Schwartz. Their actual names are Kelly Rutherford and Mathew Settle but that's irrelevant because this is truly life imitating art. BuzzFeed (god bless) did some hard hitting Instagram research to find that they've perfected the couple selfie and are both super into their celebrity nickname "SettleFord". This means that there could be a Gossip Girl reunion at a Kelly-Matthew wedding that would basically be a reenactment of the Season 3 Lily-Rufus wedding, except Carter mother fucking Baizen won't be there and Lily won't wear the world's most unflattering dress.