Lindsay Loahan turned 30 on July 2. Yes, our favorite fugly slut is, like, kind of old now.
In honor of her 30 years on this planet, let's take a look at her biggest fuck ups over the years.
I can't even remember Lindsay's last decent movie, or at least one that made money at any box office. Apparently she was offered the part of Jade the stripper, which Heather Graham later got. Lohan said the "script had no potential". It made $277 million in theaters. How's that for potential?