Lindsay Lohan Endorses Cokehead Brazilian Presidential Candidate | Betches

Lindsay Lohan Endorses Cokehead Brazilian Presidential Candidate

By Queen Elizabetch

Lindsay Lohan decided to weigh in on the Brazilian Presidential election. So she agrees, she think she's really smart. It's confusing because the candidate she supports has been accused of multiple counts of corruption and is just generally regarded as a sucky person. But he also has a cocaine addiction and might be her drug dealer (he's a pusher Cady). Naturally, Brazilians freaked the fuck out because they don't really appreciate being told who to vote for by someone who peaked at 15 years old.


To sum up:

Lindsay: I wish I could bake a cake filled with candidates for the Brazilian Presidency and everyone would vote and be happy.

Brazil: She doesn't even go here.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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