Lindsay Lohan is Selling Car Insurance Because She's a Great Driver | Betches

Lindsay Lohan is Selling Car Insurance Because She's a Great Driver

By 50 Shades Of Betch

TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan will be in an upcoming commercial for Progressive Insurance, because why the fuck not? Lindsay has been in like half a dozen car accidents in the last ten years (most of them alcohol related), but it's been like two years so I guess all is forgiven. I love Lindsay, but the thought of buying anything more significant than a pack of gum from her gives me nightmares. I'd rather buy insurance from Flo the Progressive lady, which is saying a lot because she's obviously batshit too.  Someone please just cast Lindsay in a fucking movie so she can stop doing these bullshit jobs just to pay for her lip injections.





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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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