February 11, 2015
Lindsay Lohan was seen wearing a giant diamond ring on *that* finger... so she was either coked out or black out drunk or is actually engaged. I'll bet money on the first two. Besides the fact that this feels like a joke, the ring is seriously gorgeous, which leads to the million dollar question: who the fuck would bind himself to LiLo for eternity (or until the prenup expires)?? But actually, I want names.