January 9, 2014
So we were going to post this yesterday but assumed it was just a rumor because what celebrity is dull enough to leave their computer, passwordless (we think) with naked pics, unattended at Shanghai airport where there are more people than grains of rice? But turns out the rumor is true and the celebrity we're talking about is our fav alcoholic ginger Lindslo!
On Tuesday Lindsay tweeted, and later deleted:
Turns out the reason it’s a bummer is because she has lots of naked pictures on it from movies and photo shoots and then probably from that one “bored at rehab” album.
But like what’s the big deal Linds? You were just like super naked in the Canyons, there’s no way a few naked pics is only thing you’re worried about. Like you probs have some crazy experimental shit on there like sex tapes with midgets. Can’t say that won’t sell and def can’t say it’s not possible.
Apparently there’s also “private correspondence” with a bunch of famous people like Woody Allen and Lady Gaga that she doesn’t want to get out there. I love how those are the 2 examples of famous people that are given. Is it a group chat? Threesome? Does Lindslo have a video of the threesome between her, Lady Gaga and Woody Allen? Holy shit, if the person who stole that computer were smart, which he/she probably is, then he/she should release it soon. It’s fucking Oscar season, bitch.