March 12, 2014
In Touch reports that they have Lindsay Lohan's list of 36 'celebrities' that she has taken to bed. The highlights include Adam Levine, Zac Efron, James Franco, Justin Timberlake and Joaquin Phoenix, Colin Farrell, Evan Peters, Heath Ledger, and of course the ever so dreamy Wilmer Valderrama. Apparently Lindsay wrote down the list at the Beverly Hills Hotel on January 30, 2013 while getting drunk with some friends. She allegedly wanted to impress her friends so she wrote down her conquests then left it at the table. Smart move.
I mean I can't say this list isn't impressive but I have to ask, where the fuck is Sam Ronson's name? Oh right I forgot they were fake lesbians. Also, where did she get that paper with like, perfectly bulleted numbers? Was one of her friends someone who works at Buzzfeed because that seems like some mandatory paperwork they'd have to carry around with them in case an idea about the 10 sassiest chimpanzees popped into their heads. Also, apparently there are a lot more scandalous people on the list, not all of whom are single so that's why there are so many names crossed out. According to
Dina Lohan a Hollywood insider 'This getting out now could rock several Hollywood relationships to the core.' Now we NEED to see the rest.