Bravo is pretty much a channel dedicated to being a betch. It’s just a bunch of rich women being hot and passive-aggressive with each other and just all in all living their best lives. But there’s no Bravolebrity betchier than Lisa Vanderpump. I mean, I wouldn’t dare be named after some mid-level Bravo betch. Fucking duh. And yes, Lisa Vanderbetch is obviously the real name my parents gave me at birth. Despite the fact that Lisa is a wealthy boss-ass bitch and pretty much runs the entire Bev Hills social scene, her real betchhood shines when she’s talking shit. So as an ode to the queen, here are her top 10 betchiest quotes of all time.
Me whenever the waiter asks if Diet Pepsi is okay and I say "no."
Every betch on Valentine's Day knows this feeling.
Way harsh, Tai.
Me re: the water cooler at work.
Also the appropriate response to "I wish I hadn't eaten that donut."
Just save this gif and keep it on hand the next time you get a spontaneous dick pick. You're welcome.
Lisa Vanderpump has many a frenemy, making her extremely betchy.
I'm gonna start saying that to my doctor. But first I need to buy a bigger wine glass.