May 26, 2015
Resident asshole and potentially illegal immigrant Justin Bieber might be making the comeback of the decade - sorry Lindsay Lohan. Lately he's been acting like an adult by showing up to events sober, guest performing during Ariana Grande concerts, and not abusing monkeys. Last weekend he performed a phenomenal cover of "I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz II Men. It wasn't better than when the penguins sang it in Happy Feet, but it was still pretty good.
Besides the fact that he's wearing a hat that was previously worn by Crocodile Dundee, I'm all about this new and improved Justin. Now if he can just stop pretending to be Ludacris's biological son, we could really make some progress.