July 17, 2014
Although I still use Comcast because it’s well advertised and unnecessarily expensive, I can’t help but feel for Ryan Block during this call. I mean, do you remember the last time you had to make an 18-minute call where you had to explain the same shit over and over again? It was probably with your clingy, arrogant ex-boyfriend that just wasn’t getting it into his head that you are over him.
Like, this employee would just be doing his job and trying to annoy the fuck out of customers until they change their mind to stay with Comcast, but he’s also just loud and bitchy as fuck. He just sounds like an asshole you never should have started dating. Thank god we don’t have to deal with anything like this ever. Because we’re never cancelling Comcast...since we're not allowed to.
Here are some highlights but you should really listen to the whole thing for the entire comedic experience:
"WHY WOULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT TO CANCEL THE FASTEST INTERNET IN THE COUNTRY!!"
"Are you punking us right now?"
Then they pull a Swimfan: "NOBODY WILL
LOVE YOU LIKE PROVIDE YOU WITH AS MANY CHANNELS AS I WILL"