March 23, 2015
Louis Tomlinson, One Direction's resident closeted gay, has finally broken up with his girlfriend of three and a half years. Eleanor, who both girls and gay guys loved to hate on, has been ditched, and Louis was already spotted making out with some other bitch in Thailand. (Not to jump to conclusions, but isn't Thailand like the prostitution capital of the world? Idk, just a theory.) We don't know what Louis' next move will be, but everyone will be anxiously waiting to see if it's with a guy or with a girl.