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A Love Letter To Ed Sheeran, Fire Crotch And Fire Starter In Our Pants

We all spend many hours each day lusting over Ed Sheeran, who’s indisputably the most desirable man on Earth. Not only is he an amazing musician, but he’s also extremely sensitive, kind, charming, sensitive, thoughtful…and did we mention he’s extremely sensitive? It’s so sweet. Unlike the much cooler and stereotypically attractive men in your life, someone like Ed would treat you like his most prized possession and never, ever let you down (or give you up). Clearly Ed Sheeran is the ultimate bae, and at the risk of giving you a heart attack from the amount of cuteness here, we’re going to share our top reasons why.

1. He’s an international superstar, but still constantly talks about how he wasn’t cool in high schoo, which shows us he’s totally over it.

2. He’s very mentally stable, as exhibited by this enormous tiger tattoo on his chest.

3. He’s been good friends with Taylor Swift for years, another sign of his sanity and impeccable taste.

4. Those who know him say he’s a really nice person—like, obsessively so. Just ask this kitten.

5. And if you started dating him, he’d constantly smother you with sweetness by only speaking in his beautiful song lyrics.

…Even after it got old really fast and you were no longer able to have actual conversations.

6. He’d wake up at the crack of dawn every morning to serenade you with his guitar.

7. Sometimes you’d wake up in the middle of the night and feel his intense eye contact already on you.

8. Actually, he might be standing outside your window right now.

9. He’s a hopeless romantic, as in he’ll never give up hope in trying to date you even after you issue a restraining order.

10. He’ll chase you forever until you can’t escape because he’s Ed Sheeran: the most adorable, perfect person ever and the ultimate bae!