Luann De Lesseps Has Officially Gone Off The Deep End | Betches

Luann De Lesseps Has Officially Gone Off The Deep End

Well, well, well, it looks like someone was a little naughty over the Christmas weekend. Our very own queen of manners and etiquette, Countess Luann de Lesseps, was arrested this weekend, and we kind of can’t handle it. We probably won’t get the full details about what happened until Andy Cohen gets his hands on the footage, but let’s go over what we know so far about our newest Real Housewife gone bad.


Luann was arrested early Christmas Eve morning in Palm Beach, Florida, where people like her go to escape the city when it’s too cold for the Hamptons. It’s unclear how the whole incident started, but she ended up getting arrested and charged with battery of a law enforcement officer, disorderly intoxication, resisting arrest with violence, and corruption by threat. Holy shit. Three out of four counts are felonies, which means Luann was definitely more drunk than you were on Christmas Eve.

Luann’s mugshot got released publicly, and honestly it’s one of our favorite things ever. She’s wearing a nice floral dress, and smizing at the camera like she’s posing for Tyra Banks and noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker. You go Luann, work the camera.

There was also a video released of Luann showing up in court to be charged, and a state attorney can be heard saying “she did slam a door on an officer’s face. She kicked an officer. She said ‘I’m going to kill you all.’” Like, Jesus. I need to know what led up to this moment. Is it about Tom?

We really hope Bethenny, Ramona, and the rest of the RHONY crew are hopping on a flight to Palm Beach right now, because this shit sounds too good not to make it on TV. Bravo usually doesn’t miss a beat, so they better not fucking let us down this time.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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