If you're like me, you were probably pretty pissed off that ABC chose Crossfit Chia Pet, Nick Viall, as the Bachelor.
We all assumed it would be American Hero, Luke. Well, it turns out, Luke was Jojo'd once again by the show's producers and we were all basically right. Except not.
He tells Us Magazine that his bags were packed and he was moving forward with his contract when he got a phone call from producers telling him they decided to "go in a different direction."
His bags were literally packed to go to the airport to fly to LA.
Like, people are upset that football guy won't stand for the National Anthem, but, I'm pretty sure what these producers did is even more of a slap in the face to our country. Luke is a war hero, after all, and Nick Viall is a skeeze. Yes, I know some of you like Nick Viall and I've come to terms with the fact that you all have bad taste. Oh, well, more Luke for the rest of us.
Luke's mama stood up for her son on her Facebook, I guess.
Classic Southern mom move.
So I guess he's still single. BRB, moving to Nashville to stage a casual run-in/make him fall in love with me.