March 2, 2015
Remember Lupita's Calvin Klein gown from the Oscars that had like three million pearls on it? Well some guy stole it from her hotel room by throwing it off the balcony to someone waiting below. Only problem is, it turns out the pearls aren't real. After being told by a jeweler that the pearls were worthless fakes, the thief returned the dress in a bathroom trash can in the hotel.
Stealing the dress was dumb in the first place, but the fact that they put it in a bathroom trash can is just so stupid. I feel like whoever did this probably deserves to be in like a Pink Panther remake or something because they obviously don't really know what they're doing. Whatever, Lupita is flawless and she doesn't need fake pearls to prove it.