April 14, 2015
So Sunday at Coachella, Drake and Madonna were performing. The both were doing their classic choreography: Drake sat in a chair and Madonna slowly walked around. All of a sudden, it went from 0 to 100 real quick. Madonna grabbed Drake's head and started making out with him. It was kind of like if your grandmother kissed your prom date. Tbh if their genders were reversed, everybody would have freaked the fuck out. But it's Madonna, so everybody just let the low-key assault vibe slide.
The video is confusing because at first it looks like Drake is hella into it, because like it's Madonna, but then it looks like he almost throws up. He tweeted on Monday "Don't misinterpret my shock!! I got to make out with the queen Madonna and I feel 100 about that forever. Thank you @madonna." So like, did he want her hot love and emotion endlessly?
Twitter lost it's shit over the video and compared The Kiss of 2015 to Hocus Pocus, aka Madonna makes out with younger celebrities on stage during performances (see Britney Spears) to stay young. That theory isn't wrong. So like, would you rather loss your soul to a dementor or make out with Madonna?