Awards season is well underway, which means that we get to judge the appearance of our most beloved/hated celebrities more frequently. Case in point, Saturday's Screen Actors Guild Awards. Another meaningless ceremony where everyone showed up hungry and pretended to care about diversity in Hollywood. Here's everything you need to know about what people looked like, because that's what we're all here for anyway.
Please, let us take a moment to appreciate this messy bun. On top of that, Saoirse's makeup was simplistic, naturalistic, minimalistic, and all together perfection.
With her thick eyebrows, thin arms, barely there makeup, and tousled locks, Kiernan can go fuck herself. (JK. But not really.)
Living/breathing for Laverne's old school glamour.
Still fucking killin' it. Suck on that dick, Teri Hatcher.
Where was *insert literally any Victoria Secret model under the age of 23 with a BMI of less than 4*??? If he didn't end up winning that night, I would be actively trying to 51/50 him.
The unblended smokey eye, the lazy top knot. It was too fucking much for my OCD (my rage black outs were not a fan either).
I feel personally offended by these baby hairs, Anna Chlumsky.
Is it just me, or did Ellen DeGeneres look weird?