December 18, 2014
Did you go on a spending spree and feel sorta guilty about it? Well no matter what you bought I can guarantee you that your buyer’s remorse is nothing compared to Jordan James Parke, a 23-year-old British guy who’s reportedly shelled out over $150,000 to look like Kim Kardashian. One hundred and fifty fucking thousand dollars. All the wut.
I know what you’re thinking, because I thought it too: “Okay, well I mean clearly he had gender reassignment surgery and I’m sure that shit’s expensive as hell so I guess I could see it…” Nope. Not even. Take a look at the photos and judge for yourself. Trigger warning: they are fucking terrifying.
My question is: are the plastic surgeons in England really that fucking bad?? You’d think $150k could at the very least buy you eyebrows that don’t look like they were painted on with acrylic paint.
All I can say is: Jimmy Kimmel, I really fucking hope you’re behind this because I just can’t believe a real live person would pay that much to purposefully fuck up their face, when I could have done it for free.