January 9, 2015
Mark Wahlberg's wife (who nobody has ever fucking heard of) bitched out Justin Bieber for his Calvin Klein ads. She said "My baby was the first and the best and not to mention...wow the retouching." Back in the '80s when people gave a shit about Marky Mark, he was also the face of Calvin Klein, so naturally his wife felt the need to compare the two men (clearly mistaking the real world for girl world). The whole thing is just kind of awkward because she got really serious about the whole thing, but everyone under the age of 20 just thinks Mark Wahlberg was the shitty supporting actor in Ted.