All Hail Martha Stewart For Not Knowing Who TF Jonathan Cheban Is | Betches

All Hail Martha Stewart For Not Knowing Who TF Jonathan Cheban Is

Ex-con Martha Stewart posed an incredibly important question to all of her adoring fans yesterday:


It's Jonathan Cheban, Martha. None other than Kim Kardashian's best friend, and (fun fact) the only person who's more obsessed with Kim Kardashian than Kim Kardashian.

The best thing about this tweet—besides the cold bloodedness of it—is thinking about how Martha Stewart came across this photo of Cheban. Did she crop this photo herself? Will she scrapbook it? Who told her that he was well known? Did she read it in an interview? Did she just assume by his smug smile that he would say "Yes. I am well known"?

I don't pretend to know the inner workings of Martha Stewart's brain, but boy, would I probably not like to.
 




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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