February 2, 2015
McDonald's is accepting "lovin" (what the fuck does that even mean??) instead of money for their food now, which seems like a shitty way of saying their food isn't worth real money. They'll choose people at random and make them do weird shit like call their mom and say they love her or dance in public or take a selfie, and then give them free food. I'm not a business expert, but this seems like a pretty obvious ploy to get some positive PR for food that costs legit one cent to make. Free food still isn't enough of a reason to gain 5 pounds and probably develop cancer, but nice effort McD!