Creator of The Bachelor/ette Mike Fleiss has been tweeting out a surplus of "Behind the Scenes" Bachelor footage and in other news, my growing attraction to Nick Viall continues to be problematic. (I find him equally bone chilling and arousing and it's become v confusing.)
Trigger warning: some of these spoilers are DARK as fuck. Like, this show is already dark (the final prize is marriage? ew LOL) and now there's a DARK (but not in skin tone, because ABC is racist) lead. What I'm saying is you should prepare your mind soul and body for this next season of The Bachelor because it will eclipse itself in total darkness and people might die. Especially if they have sex, because then they will get pregnant and they will die.
Plot twist: The woman is actually Ivanka, she turns into the next Bachelorette, and Donald Trump joins the show as a contestant with the hope of marrying her.
I bet Nick's favorite movie is Varsity Blues. And Showgirls.
Nice, Mike. Real nice.
That hairline is not chillin' It's tryin' to escape.
Oh cool. One black woman—possibly two. Cue the sarcastic slow clap for ABC.
Aka a shotgun wedding with one random homeless guest and a bride who refuses to wear shoes because she's a "free spirit."
Love you Neil! (Are you ok?)