November 27, 2012
Someone tweeted something at us earlier talking about some shit about Mike from Homeland and Shane Oman being the same person but we disregarded it because like, what the fuck are you talking about? But then we saw it on BuzzFeed and our minds were blown. First the Nigerian runner named Regina George and now this!? Today is such a good day you'd think it was October 3rd. And so, officially...
And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Mike from Homeland and Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! We never told anybody that because we're clearly blind.
You're not taking crazy pills, they're the same face.