Mila and Ashton Choose A Weird Fucking Name For Baby | Betches

Mila and Ashton Choose A Weird Fucking Name For Baby

By Queen Elizabetch

Please welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world. Wyatt is a bad name for a boy, but throw it on a girl who will for sure have adequacy issues with a mother as gorgeous as Mila, and it's a recipe for disaster. Ugh, I can just imagine this name becoming "a thing" a la people who named their children after Harry Potter characters.


Mila also had a natural birth aka no drugs. That has to be a fucking joke. Like she gave up 9 months of her life, her body, alcohol and coffee and she still didn't take the drugs being thrown at her. If she gave birth in a fucking kiddie pool I will lose my shit. There's that whole bullshit about how birth is spiritual and natural, but tell me about the lifetime of kegels to get your form back.

 

 

 

Source: People




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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