August 18, 2015
Celebrities: they're just like us. They get too drunk at dinner and have to take an Uber home too.
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher went on a double date with Princess Beatrice - Prince Will and Prince Harry's cousin, you know the one who looked like a combination of Cindy Lou Hoo and an evil stepsister at Kate and Will's wedding. Princess Bea's bf works for Uber and is probs moving to New York City, since 6 people would have to die before she becomes Queen, so there's really no point to living in England.
Well apparently, the four of them are friends, which seems kind of random, but I stopped being surprised by shit Ashton Kutcher does in 2007. Their Uber driver lost his shit and posted a selfie to Insta. It was probably the highlight of his entire month, especially because after dropping them off at their stunning apartments some betch thew up in his backseat..