Miley Cyrus Got A(nother) Horrible Tattoo

By Betch No. 5

Miley Cyrus committed the cardinal sin of Instagram captioning: She didn't fact check first. 

Miley Cyrus boasted about her new solar system tat on Instagram yesterday. Scattered amongst the other crap on her arm (an avocado, an outline of a cresent moon, etc.), she had Saturn (you know, the one with the rings) thrown on there.

Her caption read: "permaaaa skinnnnn arrrrrttttt by daaaa mosssst bad a$$ @laurenwinzer [insert bunch of random-ass emojis here] #lilbbjupiter".

Anyone with an elementary school education noticed that it was, in fact, Saturn tattooed on her arm, not Jupiter. I know space science is like hard and all but everybody knows Saturn is the one with the rings (yeah, we know other planets technically have rings; don't you fucking start, commenters). And Jupiter is the one with the big red dot in the middle. They are literally the two easiest planets to identify, unless you're stoned AF all the time.

I'm not sure how long Miley was berated in the comments before she changed her caption, but the edited version now reads: "permaaaa skinnnnn arrrrrttttt by daaaa mosssst bad a$$ @laurenwinzer #stonerasfuck". 

Good cover up, Miley. We knew you had to be high anyway to scatter another meaningless tattoo onto your arm. 


permaaaa skinnnnn arrrrrttttt by daaaa mosssst bad a$$ @laurenwinzer #stonerasfuck

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on






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