November 7, 2014
Patrick Schwarzenegger and Miley Cyrus are hooking up. And I use that term purposefully because nobody actually knows what the fuck is going on between them. Some people say they're casually dating in preparation for cuffing season, others say they're just good friends (with benefits). Pre-2013 VMA's, this celeb couple would have made total sense - Disney Channel sweetheart meets model son of a politician. That sounds like the plot line for the second Hannah Montana movie (sans Hoe-down Throw-down). But a distantly related Kennedy drunkenly making out with the girl from Wrecking Ball is a totally different mental image. Here's hoping they get married at the Hyannis Port compound.