In 2012, Miley Cyrus was dating Liam Hemsworth. She had long, beautiful, hair. She produced music that people liked. She didn't look like a chat roulette star that happened to show up at the VMAs. It was a simpler time.
Back in September 2013, our hearts were fully broken when Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth ended their engagement. This happened when Miley started wearing pasties as a legitimate article of clothing. Miley had just recently released Bangerz, and our world came crashing down. Was the amazing on-screen chemistry from The Last Song all a lie?? Was Miley a lesbian?? More than two years later, we might finally be able to breathe again, because Miley and Liam apparently spent New Years Eve together.
The whole Hemsworth family was together in Australia for the holidays, and Miley was spotted with them both at a music festival and at the Hemsworth family’s annual New Years Eve party. Photographic evidence is still scarce, but there are sources that say the two were seen kissing each other (PDA!!!!!). If any/all of this is true, then it’s easily the most exciting news of 2016 so far. That’s not setting a high bar, but just know that it’s super fucking exciting.
We’ll leave you with a poem inspired by the most perfect romance of the century:
There's always gonna be another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it move
Always gonna be an uphill battle
Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose
Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waitin' on the other side
It's the climb
Mazel tov, Liam and Miley, and please give us something to be happy about this year.