October 20, 2014
Monica Lewinsky - the girl who delusionally dated President Clinton - is now on Twitter. This should be interesting. Besides the fact that she's about four years late to the Twitter party, she's the real life version of a Scandal episode. I can't wait until she starts sub-tweeting Bill - "You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but you do have some say in who hurts you. #missyou #forever".