January 9, 2014
Not that we're necessarily proud of ourselves for being the pioneers of the Anne Hathaway Sucks movement but we're also not upset about it. We happened to stumble upon these pictuers taken of Anne (her?) by some paparazzi on her vacation with her husband in Hawaii and to put it lightly these pictures made us quite angry. To put it heavily I wanted to pull out all of my hair then throw my iced coffee at my computer screen while screaming you're the fucking worst!! But I refrained, because I don't have an anger problem, obviously.
The reason why she sucks is because Anne is so blatantly posing for these pictures. She knows the papz are there and she's smiling like a fucking asshole to show the world how amazingly happy she is. Can't this bitch be real for a second? I mean really.
Moments before Anne realizes the paparazzi have spotted her:
And there she goes. This is her "I'm the happiest bitch alive" face:
"OMG LOOK AT ME I'M ANNE AND I LOOK SO HAPPY I COULD BE SELLING SUPER PLUS TAMPONS"
No one is this happy dressed as Barney
Are you high bitch?
Your husband couldn't have said anything that funny that you could have possibly heard because you are in the water and he is on land and the ocean is loud therefore you are acting and I hate you.
Time to show the paparazzi how happy you are in your Chanel Junior's outfit.
Casual soccer time!
Fucking Sporty Spice over here
"Help I've fallen and I can't get up."
Can't leave the beach yet! Not before she bends it like fucking Beckham
Does anybody have a gun?
Holy shit she brought a volleyball too.
Gotta give the husband a kiss for the road...
OH MY GOD PAPARAZZI ARE TAKING PICS OF US HAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY I DIDN'T KNOW. LOL. BEER ME.
Cause you don't wanna miss a thing