Consider all the times people used to tell your mom, "she has your eyes, your chin, your mouth," or when an ex would say, "you're just like your mom." So, when you really think about it, Mother's Day is basically a celebration of YOU! And if you love yourself, shouldn't you love the woman who made you who you are today? Get a card for whatever kind of mom you have: the cool mom, the mom who could turn you into a millionaire off of a sex tape, or the mom who you talk shit about the rest of these bitches with. We've created the perfect cards for the perfect occasion. You can shop our entire assortment of Mother's Day cards at shopbetches.com.
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