There’s now a dating site for people who love
their moms Disneyland. As in, the theme park designed for toddler sized children. As if that’s not creepy enough, the app is called Mouse Mingle. Pretty sure it’s a trap of some sort.
Except for maybe the exception of JDate and Seeking Arrangement, dating sites that are targeted towards a specific group of people just seem redundant. Like, that’s what the “about me” section is for. There’s definitely an app out there for beer lovers and pet owners and it’s like… stop trying to make your app happen, it’s never going to happen.
Apparently the founder decided to create this site because, “All the normal sites don't have Disney questions... I found it hard to find women who were as interested in Disney as I am.” It sounds like he is more than just interested in Disney, if that’s his dealbreaker criteria for a girlfriend. So basically he created a site based on an obsession. Cool.
It’s not just for the casual Disney fans, warns the site. It’s meant for those who truly love Disneyland parks. Like if you actually kind of believe in magic and you have several tattoos of Disney characters kind of love.
Oh God, we can already imagine the Disney themed weddings that are going to come out of this site.
Though on the plus side, if someone you meet on this dating site ghosts on you, you’ll know where to find them: The Haunted Mansion where all the ghosts go.