December 3, 2014
For the bros in your life that refuse to shave their fucking gross, stubbly, patchy No Shave November beards, a Taylor Swift parody that preaches the truth: SHAVE IT THE FUCK OFF. A betch only needs to get beard burn once to know that the grainy stubble has to go. It's December and there's food in your beard, time to move the fuck on. Watch the video and feel validated.