Murderer Looking For Love On A Dating Site Exclusively For Canadian Prisoners

Do you live in Canada? Are you looking for that special someone? Would you consider your type to be murderers who might have made a snuff film or two? If you answered yes to the above questions then I think I have the man for you.

His name is Luka Magnotta, and just because he was convicted of first-degree murder for killing and dismembering a university student in 2012 doesn’t mean that he isn’t trying to find someone to spend the rest of his life (in prison) with. Thanks to Canadian Inmates Connect, which is, you guessed it, an online dating site for Canadian prisoners, Luka can continue his search for “the one,” while he serves out his life long sentence.

While she urges users of the site to be cautious when corresponding with convicted felons, creator of Canadian Inmates Connect Melissa Fazzina says that it also provides opportunities for rehabilitation for some of Canada’s most prolific criminals. Because, you know, love changes people. Just think of it as a zany romcom, but instead of a manic pixie dream girl it stars a manic sociopathic killer, who is still a total dreamboat.

Sorry, ladies need not apply. Luka is looking for his "Prince Charming." Ugh, you know what they say: all the good ones are either gay, taken, or murderers.





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