August 6, 2015
Tbt to the first fuck boys we met. We were in middle school, and they were characters in our bible. Nathaniel Archibald and Charles Bass were rich, entitled, lying, assholes, and we loved everything about them. If you're not still upset that Serena ended up with Lonely Boy, then you probably have very low standards.
Well yesterday, Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford were together, and it wasn't a holiday party at St. Judes. Both actors are getting new shows in the fall, so they attended a giant press event. Their new shows sound like porn titles - Ed's is Wicked City and Chace's is Blood and Oil. I don't hate that. But all that matters is that they posed for photos together, like it was 2010 again.
And let's all take a moment to remember the best dialogue ever written for television:
Chuck: Look, if you're done with Blair, be done. Don't cave to your parents’ wishes if they're not your desires.
Nate: Excuse me? Where's my boy? "Seal the deal." "Tap that ass." "Money marries bigger money."