Do you love everything you own? Of course you do. Because you own it. Do you have too many things? While nicegirls out there are subscribing to The Life-Changing Magic Of Tidying Up, you just say fuck it. You own a shit ton of stuff and that doesn't make you a bad person. In fact, like we always say when confronted when the age old question of "salad or fries"... just get both.
Sure, you may have read The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up and even folded your clothes differently for a week or so, but betches are messy and everyone just has to deal with it. The real reason we're so messy is because we don't need to GAF. Do we buy new shit even though there's shopping bags of new clothes we haven't worn yet in our closet? Yeah, so what?
If your boss offered you a raise would you say "oh no, I already have enough to pay my rent and can afford to brunch and Equinox comfortably so you should keep it"? Nope. So why would you do the same with your stuff? It's like when you clear out your Instagram or FB photo albums. The moment after you do it, it always feels great. You look at your 10 photos and think, wow I love that I love all these photos of me. But flash forward to a few months later when you're looking for that formal pic when you looked fly AF to TBT and now you regret deleting all your shit.
The same will happen when you throw half your closet away. You might not think you'll ever wear a denim skirt again, but everything comes back in style. Besides, you never know when a theme party might call for your slutty pilot costume from sophomore year.
While nicegirls have to look through their stuff and say goodbye to their "memories" to make room for better ones, betches have badass pasts, presents, and futures, and there's no need for purging the past to make room for the future bullshit. Cleanses are fine when you're like, recovering from Spring Break or preparing for your Halloween body, but keep your shit cluttered if you want to.
Basically, your room is your space and your space is full of cool shit. Just like you, it might be a mess sometimes, but everyone still wants to be around you. Because at the end of the day, betches don't need to get their posessions to a basic level, because betches aren't basic.